Cmdr Starbolt-81

[Starbolt-81]

G'day everyone, call me Starbolt. Came here looking for a way to play Elite with other people without having to deal with random asshats messing up the experience. Got interdicted the other day by a FAS and his friend while hauling for the CG in Uibuth, no warnings, no demands or any kind of communication, just interdict and attack.

So yeah, im hoping the people in this group can provide a more positive experience, maybe even say hello in local when I throw out a greeting.

[Xebeth]

Greetings and welcome to Mobius, Commander Starbolt-81

Please feel free to add your name to the In game friends list thread, and check out our TeamSpeak servers to easily chat with, and possibly wing up with other commanders.

Also, make sure to check the Policy page if you haven't already.

On top of all of that, we also have a Facebook group and Twitter feed.

Finally, if you are interested in being involved, go here to see information about our player group faction, the Order of Mobius (based at Rafferty's Mobius station in the Azrael system). We have our own Discord (voice and text chat) servers for supporters of Mobius, as well as our own Order of Mobius Twitter feed.

[JohnLuke]

Welcome to the group, commander Starbolt.

I hate asshats. That's one of the main reasons that most of our members are here! .

Safe travels, commander.

[Xebeth]

Welcome to the group, commander Starbolt.

I hate asshats. That's one of the main reasons that most of our members are here! .

Safe travels, commander.

Unless of course they are our 'Asshats' (as in the infamous A-Team)

[JohnLuke]

Unless of course they are our 'Asshats' (as in the infamous A-Team)

True, true.

But our asshats won't blow your ship to bits, they are just..... um..... er..... "special".

[Xebeth]

Unless of course they are our 'Asshats' (as in the infamous A-Team)

True, true.

But our asshats won't blow your ship to bits, they are just..... um..... er..... "special".

But they may just blow themselves up in front of you

[FCB1891]

Unless of course they are our 'Asshats' (as in the infamous A-Team)

True, true.

But our asshats won't blow your ship to bits, they are just..... um..... er..... "special".

The occasional gentle "nudge" put aside

[Loriath]

Unless of course they are our 'Asshats' (as in the infamous A-Team)

True, true.

But our asshats won't blow your ship to bits, they are just..... um..... er..... "special".

That may not be entirely accurate.

There have been moments where bad piloting decisions, disproportionate gravity and the respect for such, and large amounts of Dumbfire missiles may have contributed to "a fast moving object met by a large mass of unmoveable object combined with a large splash of explosive damage" which may have or may not have inadvertently, directly or tangentially cause the destruction of an object of man made origin. Or not.

We are not saying this is a fact, we are saying that there may have been some "special" circumstances to wit an event may or may not have happened. We will say however, that any occurrence of anything of the sort that may or may not have taken place in the vicinity of a planetary body, star, solar system, or other possible stellar object, was not intentional or even witnessed, heard, believed, recorded, or avowed. We also state that at no time were any animals harmed in said event, assuming that said event may have taken place.

Neither will we admit, or disavow that a possible event has, had, or will take place. Nor will we admit that any and all events that have, had, or will happen, either in past, present or the future, may be actual events, and may or may not be the result of copious amounts of stimulants that may or may not be consumed in a liquid fashion.

Sincerely,
Law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
on Behalf of the A-Team

[JohnLuke]

That may not be entirely accurate.

<<legal gobbldegook>>

Sincerely,
Law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
on Behalf of the A-Team

That was awesome! Well written, Loriath.

It's good that the A-team has legal representation.

[Starbolt-81]

<< Legal Stuff>>

Sincerely,
Law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
on Behalf of the A-Team

Sounds like you're covered then