Cmdr Kharma wrote:In that case......Falc old chap
Can I publically apologise that we (A-Team....Mainly Dawg)....
"Griefed" your credit card.......
In real life I am not like that......
Dawg is.......
He/She has not been the same since the operation.......

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Ahem, a brief explanation .......
The aforementioned card was found

and of course, once the owner had been established, it was immediately returned.. The subsequent burning down of Raff's bar was purely coincidental and not proven to have anything at all to do with a military grade weapon which was implicated in this incident.
The unfortunate commander who lost the ear has not yet been found and the monkey is believed to be working somewhere in LHS 3447 as a chef.
The original CMDR Dawg was vaporised in an accident involving an industrial strength microwave oven and a steak and kidney pie. Thankfully, a small piece of CMDR Dawg's left buttock cheek was recovered and regenerated and he continues to thrive today as an Asshat

(Not surprisingly really

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Oh...Kharma..Lori..Tor, what should I do with Xebeth's card? I think he suspects something
