Oh, for...
How does *this* work? I'm trundling into Treschov Port with a load of fish. My life is dazzling.
A guy called Biff decides to interdict me, and - since I'm about half a metre from my safe-drop to the station anyway, I let him.
"All I want is all you have," he quips. So that's pretty clear: he's not after a quiet chat and a cup of tea.
Damn him, he wants my fish. Well, I hate thieves and bullies, so he's not getting my fish. I deploy hardpoints and begin manoeuvring for a better position.
He starts shooting. I'm dodging beams left and right, or - more accurately - he's missing. And now I have him in my sights. I fire, and strike his ship...
And most of you have already guessed what happened, right?
"Two hundred credit bounty - assault on Biff!" sneers the Federation.
I'm now as Wanted as he is.
I mull it over while he rakes my hull. He's got his eye in now, and my shields are wobbling. If, in the unfailingly rational eyes of Federal justice, I'm considered the aggressor here, I don't think I can afford to win. I have only a handful of credits to my name.
Evading him as best I can, I charge my frameshift and, with my hull knocked down to sixty percent, I manage to get clear, off to pay my richly deserved fine plus repair costs. Well, Feds, you sure taught ME a lesson!
So, moral of this tale: if engaged by a pirate, do not fire until they've already hit you.