CMDR Navin wrote:Welcome to the club, it the same reason I joined Mobius sever I didn't want to deal with starter area campers just waiting to kill new people.
Camper: Dead centre - say you're prayers, half breed!
(cans begin to pop on the display Navin is standing next to)
Navin: Hey Harry, look at this! What's the matter with these cans?
Camper: Die milk face!
(more cans pop)
Navin: These cans are defective - they're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!
Harry: Listen, you better run for cover or you're going to spring a leak!
Navin: Huh?
Harry: We don't have defective cans, we have a defective person out there!
Navin: He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
Camper: Die gas pumper!
(Also, hi Xorog.)