To think I used to run a multi-line BBS under Desqview while playing Doom.... And my iPhone 6 would smoke that machine.
That Alienware looks nice, but I still would never buy a laptop with hope of gaming (Unless I was Bill Gates Rich and could empty out my chair cushions for 20K

). The heat would be my worry. But as we have established, I am old.
I have a Acer Aspire One D-250 here. If the screen was larger (Old=Bad Eyes) I would use it more. I have Lubuntu on it and love it. And I am seriously looking at getting a few Raspberry Pi's to do things as well.
My Dream laptop would be a 17" screen (Full HD or Better) but with the rest being equal to a Macbook Air. And for a Tablet, I want a 12-15" that I can run whatever I want on it. Linux/MacOS/Win.... I can dream, right?